Scary Movie 5

Theatrical Release: April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5
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Synopsis

The latest installment of the Scary Movie franchise includes send ups of Paranormal Activity, Mama, Sinister, The Evil Dead, Inception, Black Swan and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O’Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson.

Dove Review

This is the kind of movie that, after viewing it, you feel as if you need to take a shower. It is really about as low as it gets in the sewer department, and I mean garbage and trash low. This is not even close to family fare and as I looked back at our reviews of the first four films in this series, I realized that the content gets worse and worse with each movie. I sure hope they don’t make any more after this one.

It features everything from a character grabbing kids and heading toward a cliff, saying a “sacrifice to Satan” is the goal, people entering a Christian home where they are singing and have a Bible present, and placing a curse on them in the basement, having them turn psycho and cutting each other up with chain saws and bleeding all over the place. These Christians are referred to as “Weirdoes”. The movie also features sex between unmarried couples, two women kissing and going to bed together, drug use, innuendos, a male that shows his nude rear, a middle aged woman that comes close to doing the same, strong language and…well, let’s just say the hour and a half run time seemed like three hours to me.

Avoid this one like dirt and garbage. Come to think of it, that is a pretty accurate description of this movie.

Content Description

Sex: Couples go to bed with each other; scenes of several couples in bed at the same time and thrusting and one scene features a horse getting into the bed so bestiality is referred to; two women kiss and have sex.
Language: A lot of language including "J" and "F"; almost nonstop.
Violence: Physical humor with a character being chased by a riding mower and a woman being stopped with a wire which knocks her off a mower; characters use chain saws and knives and cut themselves and others up with a lot of blood;
Drugs: Drinking and drugs are used with a woman getting high.
Nudity: Shirtless men; women in lingerie; cleavage; male rear nudity; woman's rear cheeks are seen.
Other: Christians are cursed in the movie and called "Weirdoes"; children are almost sacrificed to Satan; paranormal activities and bodies dragged and objects are moved by spirits.

Info

Company: The Weinstein Company LLC
Writer: Phil Beauman & Jason Friedberg
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Producer: Phil Dornfeld
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 85 min.
Industry Rating: PG-13
Reviewer: Edwin L. Carpenter