Vampires Suck

Theatrical Release: August 18, 2010
Vampires Suck
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Synopsis

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Dove Review

This movie is classified as a horror-comedy. It is really a parody with not-so-subtle references to “Twilight” in the tradition of the much funnier “Airplane,” “Hot Shots” and “The Naked Gun” series, starring Leslie Nielson. The lead characters’ names are even similar to the “Twilight” leads; Edward, Becca and Jacob.

The audience was made up mostly of teenage girls who laughed at the obvious “Twilight” references in the story. The humor was more sexual than bloody, although there were some “hysterical” scenes with people being torn to pieces by hungry vampires. The funniest scene of this so-called comedy is in the trailer when a werewolf transforms into a Chihuahua.

This is not a family-approved movie based on the content listed below.

Content Description

Sex: man has blow-up sex doll; girl wants to "go all the way"; sexual dialog and mannerisms throughout
Language: S-7; references to sex organs-2; J.C.-1; S.O.B.-1; G.D.-1;
Violence: people beating each other with boards, wheel chairs and all manner of weapons; sucking blood in neck and even through a straw; a lad hit by car causes bones to stick out; man kicked in groin
Drugs: wine
Nudity: man exposes self to crowd (nothing shown);
Other: scatological humor; young people transitioning in and out of Vampire state

Info

Company: 20th Century Fox
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 80 min.
Industry Rating: PG-13
Reviewer: Dick Rolfe