The Dukes of Hazzard
The Dukes of Hazzard is based on the popular television series that had a six-year run till 1985. Georgia cousins Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) are joined on their wild adventures by skimpily clad cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), who runs a moonshine business on the family farm. The family crosses the path of Hazzard County’s corrupt commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds) and the town sheriff, Roscoe P. Coltrane (M.C. Gainey). In an effort to get rich strip-mining for coal, Boss Hogg and his team take possession of several Hazzard County farms, including the Duke place. Not knowing what Boss Hogg is up to, the Dukes begin a wild ride to find answers that lead them to Atlanta and the annual Hazzard County race. Fortunately, General Lee, their 1969 orange Dodge Charger, is up to the challenge.
This is not the Dukes of Hazzard many of you will remember. These Dukes drink, smoke pot, and carouse with each others girls. They have a blatant disregard for the law as they drive their way across Alabama. Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson) shows more skin than you would see in most underwear commercials and is comfortable with showing it off whenever she needs to help her cousins out of a jam. As you can see by the language below, this isn’t the sort of movie you will want to let your family watch.
It’s time to put General Lee back in the garage and wait for another movie to come along that you can watch without embarrassment.