We are supposed to admire John for honoring his promise to niece Noreen (Tammy Blanchard), who lives in a trailer park with her mother, Patty (Megan Mullally). Patty “entertains” men, sometimes three at a time, although sex is only implied. John swears to Elaine’s father (Dennis Farina) that he and Elaine have never had sex in the seven years they have lived together. These two are shown in bed at least three times having sex beneath the covers. Elaine becomes aroused during the robbery of her father’s business and throws John on the desk before they are interrupted. Her father’s dog grabs Duff’s crotch and won’t let him go. In the first robbery attempt, John is caught by the lonely widower occupant, and is forced at gunpoint to put on a blond wig and nightgown, then snuggle in bed with the middle-aged man. This scenario is repeated three times. To all of this, add 10 obscenities and 10 regular profanities, and discerning moviegoers will agree STEALING HARVARD should be rated R and spurned at the box office.
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